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It's one of seven in our Haunted Herd chase series: the same easily-spooked horse, a different classic monster on every shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy this sweatshirt earns its spot in the closet:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on a Gildan 18000: heavyweight 8.0 oz, 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece. Holds its shape wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft brushed interior, low-pill, high-stitch-density face. The print stays sharp instead of cracking after five washes like the cheap stuff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitched cuffs and hem, ribbed knit collar. Built for barn chores, not just the couch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, true to size. Layers easily for cold morning feedings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk, so what you order in September still fits in December\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMakes a genuinely great gift for:\u003c\/strong\u003e horse moms, barn besties, riding instructors, or anyone who's ever side-eyed a scarecrow a little too long at a corn maze and won't admit it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIs this sweatshirt true to size?\u003c\/em\u003e Yes, relaxed unisex fit. 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