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You don't need your own horse to be dramatic, either: half the fun is picturing the one who absolutely would be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the seventh and final design in the Haunted Herd chase series: the full lineup, present and accounted for: Clown!, Ghost!, Mummy!, Pumpkin King!, Scarecrow!, Vampire!, and Zombie! Collect all seven and you've basically got a haunted barn uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy this sweatshirt earns its spot in the closet:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on a Gildan 18000: heavyweight 8.0 oz, 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece. Holds its shape wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft brushed interior, low-pill, high-stitch-density face. The print stays sharp instead of cracking after five washes like the cheap stuff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitched cuffs and hem, ribbed knit collar. Built for barn chores, not just the couch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, true to size. Layers easily for cold morning feedings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk, so what you order in September still fits in December\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMakes a genuinely great gift for:\u003c\/strong\u003e horse moms, barn besties, riding instructors, or anyone whose horse treats a plastic bag in the wind like an actual life-threatening event.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIs this sweatshirt true to size?\u003c\/em\u003e Yes, relaxed unisex fit. Order your usual size, or size down for something more fitted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIs it part of a matching set?\u003c\/em\u003e Yes, the last of seven Haunted Herd designs (Clown!, Ghost!, Mummy!, Pumpkin King!, Scarecrow!, Vampire!, Zombie!).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWarm enough for fall barn work?\u003c\/em\u003e The 8 oz cotton-poly fleece is heavyweight enough for cool mornings and layers well under a barn coat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the one, or wear all seven. 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