Zombie! Spooky Horse Halloween Sweatshirt Funny Haunted Pony Crewneck
S / Maroon
$29.99
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Zombie! Spooky Horse Halloween Sweatshirt Funny Haunted Pony Crewneck
$29.99
Not sure about sizing? View our Size Guide. Made to order — each item is printed fresh for you. Please check sizing before ordering as we cannot accept returns for change of mind. Items that arrive damaged or incorrect will always be replaced. Just contact us with a photo and your order number.
Every barn has a horse that overreacts to nothing, and every barn has a horse that, for once, is completely justified. This is the second kind. A slow, groaning, one-boot-dragging zombie showed up at the pasture fence, and "wants nothing to do with it" doesn't begin to cover this horse's reaction. "ZOMBIE!" drips down the front in slime-green horror lettering, retro monster-movie style, because zombies deserve tradition.
You don't need to be a horror-movie person to get this one. You don't need your own horse to be dramatic, either: half the fun is picturing the one who absolutely would be.
This is the seventh and final design in the Haunted Herd chase series: the full lineup, present and accounted for: Clown!, Ghost!, Mummy!, Pumpkin King!, Scarecrow!, Vampire!, and Zombie! Collect all seven and you've basically got a haunted barn uniform.
Why this sweatshirt earns its spot in the closet:
- Printed on a Gildan 18000: heavyweight 8.0 oz, 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece. Holds its shape wash after wash
- Soft brushed interior, low-pill, high-stitch-density face. The print stays sharp instead of cracking after five washes like the cheap stuff
- Double-needle stitched cuffs and hem, ribbed knit collar. Built for barn chores, not just the couch
- Relaxed unisex fit, true to size. Layers easily for cold morning feedings
- Pre-shrunk, so what you order in September still fits in December
Makes a genuinely great gift for: horse moms, barn besties, riding instructors, or anyone whose horse treats a plastic bag in the wind like an actual life-threatening event.
FAQ
Is this sweatshirt true to size? Yes, relaxed unisex fit. Order your usual size, or size down for something more fitted.
Is it part of a matching set? Yes, the last of seven Haunted Herd designs (Clown!, Ghost!, Mummy!, Pumpkin King!, Scarecrow!, Vampire!, Zombie!).
Warm enough for fall barn work? The 8 oz cotton-poly fleece is heavyweight enough for cool mornings and layers well under a barn coat.
Wear the one, or wear all seven. No rush, zombies are famously slow, and so is this sale-free countdown.
